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DO GET IN TOUCH
We’d love to hear from you, whether to have an informal, no-obligation chat,
or just to give me a brief for some writing you need (I LOVE the latter!).
However, if you are “Barrister” Normington Smith from the “CIA
Compensation Fund” writing in shocking English about the $7million
inheritance waiting for me, I’ll pass thank you.
Whatever you do, it is
vital you watch both
your language and
spelling
SOME OF MY ‘WITTERINGS’ - click on the appropriate picture to open
Pretentious business
terminology to avoid
at all costs
Pretentious business
terminology to avoid
at all costs
Would you reply to
your clients, “If you
haven’t heard
from us within
7 days . . “?
We are delighted to
announce. Really?
Who cares about
your delight?
Cost, value and worth,
all getting rather
confused
There’s no such
thing as a free lunch
Pick a sensible name
for your business
Bear in mind not
everyone has a
degree
There’s no such
thing as a new idea
Don’t pretend to
be something
you’re not
Brand typecasting
The trap so many
fall into
Don’t let your
customers simply
just get what they
pay for
What makes a
good presentation?
Would you create
such a quite stupid
viral campaign
Don't nag your
customers
Don’t be too good
at something not
your core business
We can’t really all be
this stupid!
Oh no. Please.
Not THE mission
statement
Don’t make
promises you can’t
keep
Cold calling – do you
as a business REALLY
have to?
Cut out the useless
buzz words
Mystery shopping - a
professional fact
sheet
Advertising in a
recession - a
professional fact
sheet
Research paper on
environmental aspects
of cleaning product
manufacturer
Timber decking
editorial
How to use
supermarket self-
checkouts - satire
Where is Dubai?
tourism article
SWALK salad bar
arrives in London
Thermilate insulating
paint press release
fitlads harness the
power of Grid
Computing
90 years young -
press release about
a ‘youthful’ senior
worker
Lincolnshire Tourism
an extract
Humber offshore
wind energy written
for Department
for Business Innovation
and Skills (BIS)
SOME CLIENTS OVER THE YEARS
* Wrexham Council (FTC) * Arriva Transport Solutions (FTC) * Paramount Executive Jets (F) * Thermilate Paint (F) * PCC South Yorkshire (FTC) * Northern Towing Services (F) * Duttons for Buttons (F) Hull University (FTC) * Humber LEP (FTC) * Willerby Holiday Homes (F) * DWP (FTC) * Poundstretcher Stores (A) * Robinson Healthcare (A) * Ragon Entereprises (F) * M25 Audi (F) * Maxima Green (F) * Lee Creative Marketing (F) * Invent Water (F) * Holiday IT (F) * Chippendale Kitchens (A) * Oldham College (A) * Vauxhall Motors (6yr FTC) * Rotherham TEC (P) * Leeds Chamber (P) * Harry Ramsden’s (A) * Leadcom Seating (F) *Cottages.com (F) * smartbreeder.com (F) *Legend FTC:- Fixed Term Contract F:- Freelance A:- Employed by agency P:- Permanent
SOME CLIENTS OVER THE YEARS
* Wrexham Council (FTC) * Arriva Transport Solutions (FTC) * Paramount Executive Jets (F) * Thermilate Paint (F) * PCC South Yorkshire (FTC) * Northern Towing Services (F) * Duttons for Buttons (F) Hull University (FTC) * Humber LEP (FTC) * Willerby Holiday Homes (F) * DWP (FTC) * Poundstretcher Stores (A) * Robinson Healthcare (A) * Ragon Entereprises (F) * M25 Audi (F) * Maxima Green (F) * Lee Creative Marketing (F) * Invent Water (F) * Holiday IT (F) * Chippendale Kitchens (A) * Oldham College (A) * Vauxhall Motors (6yr FTC) * Rotherham TEC (P) * Leeds Chamber (P) * Harry Ramsden’s (A) * Leadcom Seating (F) *Cottages.com (F) * smartbreeder.com (F) *Legend FTC:- Fixed Term Contract F:- Freelance A:- Employed by agency P:- Permanent
Whatever you do, it is
vital you watch both
your language and
spelling
SOME OF MY ‘WITTERINGS’ - click on the appropriate picture to open
Pretentious business
terminology to avoid
at all costs
Would you reply to
your clients, “If you
haven’t heard
from us within
7 days . . “?
We are delighted to
announce. Really?
Who cares about
your delight?
Cost, value and worth,
all getting rather
confused
There’s no such
thing as a free lunch
Pick a sensible name
for your business
Bear in mind not
everyone has a
degree
There’s no such
thing as a new idea
Don’t pretend to
be something
you’re not
Brand typecasting
The trap so many
fall into
Don’t let your
customers simply
just get what they
pay for
What makes a
good presentation?
Don't nag your
customers
Don’t be too good
at something not
your core business
We can’t really all be
this stupid!
Oh no. Please.
Not THE mission
statement
Cold calling – do you
as a business REALLY
have to?
Cut out the useless
buzz words
Mystery shopping - a
professional fact
sheet
Advertising in a
recession - a
professional fact
sheet
Research paper on
environmental aspects
of cleaning product
manufacturer
Timber decking
editorial
How to use
supermarket self-
checkouts - satire
Where is Dubai?
tourism article
SWALK salad bar
arrives in London
Thermilate insulating
paint press release
90 years young -
press release about
a ‘youthful’ senior
worker
Lincolnshire Tourism
an extract
Don’t make
promises you can’t
keep
