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We’d love to hear from you, whether to have an informal, no-obligation chat,

or just to give me a brief for some writing you need (I LOVE the latter!).

However, if you are “Barrister” Normington Smith from the “CIA

Compensation Fund” writing in shocking English about the $7million

inheritance waiting for me, I’ll pass thank you.

Whatever you do, it is vital you watch both your language and spelling

SOME OF MY ‘WITTERINGS’ - click on the appropriate picture to open

Pretentious business terminology to avoid at all costs
Pretentious business terminology to avoid at all costs
Would you reply to your clients, “If you haven’t heard from us within 7 days . . “?
We are delighted to announce. Really? Who cares about your delight?
Cost, value and worth, all getting rather confused
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Pick a sensible name for your business
Bear in mind not everyone has a degree
There’s no such thing as a new idea
Don’t pretend to be something you’re not
Brand typecasting The trap so many fall into
Don’t let your customers simply just get what they pay for
What makes a good presentation?
Would you create such a quite stupid viral campaign
Don't nag your customers
Don’t be too good at something not your core business
We can’t really all be this stupid!
Oh no. Please. Not THE mission statement
Don’t make promises you can’t keep
Cold calling – do you as a business REALLY have to?
Cut out the useless buzz words
Mystery shopping - a professional fact sheet
Advertising in a recession - a professional fact sheet
Research paper on environmental aspects of cleaning product manufacturer
Timber decking editorial
How to use supermarket self- checkouts - satire
Where is Dubai? tourism article
SWALK salad bar arrives in London
Thermilate insulating paint press release
fitlads harness the power of Grid Computing
90 years young - press release about a ‘youthful’ senior worker
Lincolnshire Tourism an extract
Humber offshore wind energy written for Department for Business Innovation and Skills (BIS)

SOME CLIENTS OVER THE YEARS

* Wrexham Council (FTC) * Arriva Transport Solutions (FTC) * Paramount Executive Jets (F) * Thermilate Paint (F) * PCC South Yorkshire (FTC) * Northern Towing Services (F) * Duttons for Buttons (F) Hull University (FTC) * Humber LEP (FTC) * Willerby Holiday Homes (F) * DWP (FTC) * Poundstretcher Stores (A) * Robinson Healthcare (A) * Ragon Entereprises (F) * M25 Audi (F) * Maxima Green (F) * Lee Creative Marketing (F) * Invent Water (F) * Holiday IT (F) * Chippendale Kitchens (A) * Oldham College (A) * Vauxhall Motors (6yr FTC) * Rotherham TEC (P) * Leeds Chamber (P) * Harry Ramsden’s (A) * Leadcom Seating (F) *Cottages.com (F) * smartbreeder.com (F) *Legend FTC:- Fixed Term Contract F:- Freelance A:- Employed by agency P:- Permanent

SOME CLIENTS OVER THE YEARS

* Wrexham Council (FTC) * Arriva Transport Solutions (FTC) * Paramount Executive Jets (F) * Thermilate Paint (F) * PCC South Yorkshire (FTC) * Northern Towing Services (F) * Duttons for Buttons (F) Hull University (FTC) * Humber LEP (FTC) * Willerby Holiday Homes (F) * DWP (FTC) * Poundstretcher Stores (A) * Robinson Healthcare (A) * Ragon Entereprises (F) * M25 Audi (F) * Maxima Green (F) * Lee Creative Marketing (F) * Invent Water (F) * Holiday IT (F) * Chippendale Kitchens (A) * Oldham College (A) * Vauxhall Motors (6yr FTC) * Rotherham TEC (P) * Leeds Chamber (P) * Harry Ramsden’s (A) * Leadcom Seating (F) *Cottages.com (F) * smartbreeder.com (F) *Legend FTC:- Fixed Term Contract F:- Freelance A:- Employed by agency P:- Permanent
Whatever you do, it is vital you watch both your language and spelling

SOME OF MY ‘WITTERINGS’ - click on the appropriate picture to open

Pretentious business terminology to avoid at all costs
Would you reply to your clients, “If you haven’t heard from us within 7 days . . “?
We are delighted to announce. Really? Who cares about your delight?
Cost, value and worth, all getting rather confused
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Pick a sensible name for your business
Bear in mind not everyone has a degree
There’s no such thing as a new idea
Don’t pretend to be something you’re not
Brand typecasting The trap so many fall into
Don’t let your customers simply just get what they pay for
What makes a good presentation?
Don't nag your customers
Don’t be too good at something not your core business
We can’t really all be this stupid!
Oh no. Please. Not THE mission statement
Cold calling – do you as a business REALLY have to?
Cut out the useless buzz words
Mystery shopping - a professional fact sheet
Advertising in a recession - a professional fact sheet
Research paper on environmental aspects of cleaning product manufacturer
Timber decking editorial
How to use supermarket self- checkouts - satire
Where is Dubai? tourism article
SWALK salad bar arrives in London
Thermilate insulating paint press release
90 years young - press release about a ‘youthful’ senior worker
Lincolnshire Tourism an extract
Don’t make promises you can’t keep